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I was off work on Monday because of a funeral, and it that time it was annouced there was an Elvis night at work. So one person got nominated from each team to dress up in full elvis gear and sing a song and dance etc.

Guess who got nominated because they were off :)

So here I am, an hour before work, sitting trying to learn the words and practice singing fucking Hound Dog.

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:)

Good luck!

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I wouldn't dress up or go in. It's harsh as you went to a funeral , if any of your family is upset or friends becasue of the death go look after them.

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I wouldn't dress up or go in. It's harsh as you went to a funeral , if any of your family is upset or friends becasue of the death go look after them.

Nah it's not because of the funeral, jsut because they did it when I was off, sucks ass :)

They think Im gonna learn it on the guitar, owned.

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Apparently there's going to be a video, so you might get to see a whole lot more than you perhaps might want to.

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Be sure to post the video on GK when you've got it too. I can't wait to see you sporting that sexy gear.

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Please send me this as soon as you get back.

That should be me sorted for a few nights :thumbsdown:

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\o/ I'd give anything to see this, Jordo, post this up on here later \o/ If we had a HOF it would definatley be put in that.

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You should've gone as Elvis' decaying corpse, holding a sign that says "I've been dead for 30 years, get over it, wankers".

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You should've gone as Elvis' decaying corpse, holding a sign that says "I've been dead for 30 years, get over it, wankers".

Oh! :wub:

My Nan, (87) still likes Elvis. And I can assure you, she does not.....wank.

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Oh! :wub:

My Nan, (87) still likes Elvis. And I can assure you, she does not.....wank.

I think REM wrote a song on this topic.

"Eeeeeeverbody wanks..."

It's something like that anyways.

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I think REM wrote a song on this topic.

"Eeeeeeverbody wanks..."

It's something like that anyways.

Jordo doesn't though....well, thats what he told me, last night....

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Jordo doesn't though....well, thats what he told me, last night....

He gets someone else to do his dirty work.

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Whos that? Blackwood?

Blackwood's mine! :wub:

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I thought I was yours. :wub:

I want a divorce....

You can share me with others.

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Shave your cock first though \o/

I'm afraid of cutting my cock open. Chew on my pubes.

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I'm afraid of cutting my cock open. Chew on my pubes.

Pfft....There too chewy for me though.....

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Yeah, so I fucking owned it likes.

There's are pictures and stuff but I dunno if I'll be able to get them on here due to it being on the works intranet, I'll see what I can do.

I was really good though, I even touched up a gay bloke in my performance :blush:

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Well done Jordo \o/ I though you would wimper out, try get these pics up!

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