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I had such a fb day at work, my boss was off again (was off last Friday and this Monday and I'm only in Fri and Mon so its fb) Anyway theres a big tub outside where tons of rain water goes in its like a big bath and if any of us younger ones are cheeky we get flung in it. I've never been near chucked in I think its mainly 'cos my dad works there and they all know my da would get them in if they got me.

Anyway I walked out and they were all out having a fag and stuff on their break. I work in the parts and there was about 6 or 7 of the older ones trying to slag me 'cos of the workshop vs parts thing. They were like 'I think we should chuck him in the bath for his cheek' so I told them to try it. Needless to say 6 vs 1 I ended up in the bath drenched and freezing. That was at about 10am as well so I was ringing right through the rest of the day (well I did sit with just boxers on for ages until I got a semi and thought shit better stick my jeans back on)

Anyway before lunch I'd dragged two of them out (they are all older and weigh so much more than me so it was murder) and got them in the bath, my dad also put two in the bath but there was one cunt I really wanted to get back, so I went out the back and jacked up his car and put wee metal blocks under it so the back wheels were a couple inches off the ground but not enought to notice, shame I didn't get to him try to drive away.

Also when I was putting up a fight when they were trying to throw me in I fucked my knee, pure twisted it :( Also had

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... then I'm going to get shitfaced.
We always know how you're going to end your days... ;)

Hahaha, yeah most people go to sleep. Not our Jordo! If he's not arse over tit in his own spew or faeces then no-one's going home happy! :D

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We always know how you're going to end your days... ;)

Anyway, 5 mins and I'm off to fail economics. We were given 5 questions to prepare and 3 will come up on the exam.

If questions 1 or 3 don't come up, I'm walking out.

Guess what...Neither question 1 or 3 came up....

FAIL.

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Haha. Unlucky bud.

Going to a cheeky flat party. Gonna take it easy tonight, as i've had a savage session of a week.

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How was your birthday bey?

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Some of us cunts now have football training.

See you sometime after 9 ;|

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How was your birthday bey?

Pretty savage man. Drinking games were the complete killer. I done 4 dirty pints in an hour. Fucked me up proper! Cannae mind much from about 9 onwards.

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Hahahaha. You make it to Cav?

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Going to the pub in about 5 minutes to get fucked watch Rangers v Aberdeen \o/

There's a few Rangers fans and a few Aberdeen fans in my flat so it'll be ace banter.

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Getting the 12.40 train to Walsall, getting there for just before 2 then i plan on gettng fucked \o/.

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Going to see Chesterfield v Morecambe.

Lower league fun, eh :P

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Going into town for a Ipod Touch,

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Listen to the game, go for a run then a party tonight :D

Derek Lacey is a true legend in the world of radio

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Hahahaha. You make it to Cav?

Hell yeh! Don't remember walking there but made it. Got a free bottle of champagne, so was just wondering about the club with the bottle of champagne for ages. Bad times.

Going round to a mates to watch gillette soccer saturday. Nae clue what i'm up to the night though.

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Was meant to be going to a party tonight at a house that is a 5 minute walk away however that girls been grounded and now someone else is hosting it. It's at a house in the middle of nowhere and the taxi costs will be a bastard so I doubt I will go.

Probably FM for me tonight.

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Going to the pub in about 5 minutes to get fucked watch Rangers v Aberdeen \o/

There's a few Rangers fans and a few Aberdeen fans in my flat so it'll be ace banter.

Commited fan. Getting prepared a whole 24 hours before the match.

Ya fuckin boaby :D

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Darn - The Rangers game was today, 24th January, kicked off about 1230.

So he had an hour before the game.

Ya divvy.

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Wittttttttttt.

Was it played at Ibrox?

Fs finished 0-0 haha. Away games for Gers are usually tommorow.

Edited by DarnFM

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Ahahahaha you fucking fat disaster.

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haha am fat? i have my i.d now. Give me your number or sumit now.

Going out soon to my mates the night. Got a crate of beers thats been lieing in my room vegetating for a whole month, their gonna be rancid. ;|

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Going out on a Saturday night is fail.

Weeknights > *

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS.

Seriously, I could boaby every single one of yous. Got my travel expenses through, lied like a cunt and got

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Jst catching up on all the lost sleep of the week :P

And waiting for 4.30 to come so i can watch Bar

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS.

Seriously, I could boaby every single one of yous. Got my travel expenses through, lied like a cunt and got

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